1120td5 Skrevet 28. juli 2016 Del Skrevet 28. juli 2016 (endret) I just upgraded to a D3 2005 model after overhearing my SWIMBO telling her mum of how the D2 was nearly going to get her deaf. I was in the garage by then. Swearing hard in Norwegian. Words that could set Martin Schanke at bay. Trying hard to get the XZY Inhibitor switch connecting to the gears. I happily made it and we proudly reached destination Sirdal to reach pure white snow on the mountains. The pressures from above are namely, the Mechanic and SWIMBO (She-Who -I- must- be- Obeyed)...... Deliberate sentence please.. The mechanic will at all cost squeeze you to bits when you deliver the truck to them. I many-a-times see them smiling and showing off red salami teeth when I get to the driveway. I feel they sing Samantha Fox's "Touch me, touch me now" ...Oh surely one touch and a 1.28% multiplies any number they quote. The minimum is a Nok 1000 an hour for workmanship. My better half laughed upon reading this and here again, she had to approve of it before publishing. The constant bell that rings are; The truck is blinking green in the dashboard The coating on the D3 is bubbling There is a loud noise when hand brake is activated (D3) Parts ready to save the brakes There are 3 Amigoes in the truck (Please leave the Mexicans alone) When I press the pedal, the truck does not fire (Injectors in trouble D2) None-the-less, we still stick to these funny trucks I call Land Rover. One day, when they call from Hamer (Lotto) These pressures from above will be lessened. Endret 28. juli 2016 av 1120td5 Siter Lenke til kommentar Del på andre sider Flere delingsvalg…
Nathan Collins Skrevet 6. april 2020 Del Skrevet 6. april 2020 Never mind the pressure, just mind the Land Rover. Siter Lenke til kommentar Del på andre sider Flere delingsvalg…
gautes Skrevet 7. april 2020 Del Skrevet 7. april 2020 SWIMBO + D2 = deaf ? Cured forever after a run round the block with a Series. Trade the electronic cars for a Defender + hearing protection and an inulated overall with feminine colors. Siter Lenke til kommentar Del på andre sider Flere delingsvalg…
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